SnooPING AS usual, I see?!

Good afternoon, my fellow duncebots! It is I, Dr. Rrrrobotnik, scientific genius eggs-trodinare!


Seemingly, my plans are never working out right. That hedgehog is always in my way, and has been ever since.. well, forever. My recent plans have all been abominations; each one of them being where some random monster-of-the-week always topples me over! I have to think up a new plan.. Oh wait! That's it! I'm going to give you nincombots a ................................................. PRRRROMOTION!!

I'll need you people to help me with my super evil plan to take down all of those wretched woodland creatures (ewww... I cringe just thinking of them!!) and turning them in shovelware for the new WiiMotion Plus!! =DDDDD It's GENIUS!!!!

However, it'll take much work, and I need no hesitation in my work, because you rrobots know what happens to misbehaving mechinary..... (hint hint the grinder hint hint)

So, robots, get to work! I want to see what you guys can do with those animals! Treat them terribly (ex: Make a Wii Sports Resort out of them!!!! >=DDDDDDDDDDDD)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your beautiful, loving, compassionate, dictating master,
-Dr. Ivo Robotnik


P.S. - I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!!!!